just saying i found these awesome quotes on the internet if u like them copy nd paste them on ur profile

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

I'm sorry officer but I can't stop speeding... the earth is spinning way over the speed limit in this zone

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year

Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna?

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep