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Table of Contents

 A bunch of pages of random thoughts, good luck.

Ramblings

If beauty is only skin deep, how can it be in the eye of the beholder?

 

I am an artist, that’s my way of saying I don’t have a job.

 

I work at an artist’s pace, That translates to, I don’t do anything unless I want to.

 

Can you be an artist just because you say you are? Don’t you have to be able to draw, write, sing or something?

 

I look around me and see a lot of wedding bands; these people have found their mate.  I can’t even find socks that match.

 

She is beautiful!

 

I hate to spell.

 

Hate is such a strong word.

 

Why do we say something is a strong word?  It is just a collection of letters put together in a predetermined order just like any other word.

 

Some people do some strange things to their hair/body. Do they think it looks good?  Do they think it makes them a better person?

 

If you don’t want to be defined by the things you do, why do things that define you?

 

My car is ugly.

 

I have another car, it is not running right now but it is not ugly.

 

If you use work-boots to play in are they still work-boots?

 

If you work in say flip-flops, you may be an artist.

 

“Edited for content” how do they know what will offend me?

 

Editing offends me.

 

If you do good things, are you a good person?

 

I think I am a bad person because I am not good at being a person.

 

Why don’t they just make the cover represent the book so we can “judge a book by its cover”?

 

Is cheesecake a cake? Why not call it cheese pie

 

Death is the only sure thing in life, so death must be the meaning of life.

 

If you have read this far you may be as crazy as I am.

 

If you understand any of this you are as crazy as I am.

 

This place is getting crowded.

 

My mind is crowded.

 

If I am drowning in my own thoughts, why can’t I just teach myself to swim?

 

Ideas lead to plans, plans to accomplishments. So if I have lots of ideas am I a success?

 

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be someone else.

 

What do cats think about?

 

I think I make people nervous.

 

I make me nervous.

 

Does Books-A-Million Have that many?

 

Does Books-A-Million have more books than Barnes and Noble?

 

I like Barnes and Noble. I wrote most of this book in one.

 

Frapachino is the best thing on the planet.

 

Crime-fighters fight crime, firefighters fight fire, so what do freedom-fighters fight?

 

If you don’t love everything about someone, do you really love them?

 

When you say “God bless you “are you speaking for God?

 

Has anyone seen my soul-mate?  I can’t find her.

 

The world would be a better place if I was in charge.

 

Is it OK for me to call someone a “lardass” since I am fat?

 

If you have read this far there are good medications that may help you.

 

If you are following along OK, welcome to my world, it gets better.

 

Sometimes I think I may be crazy, and then I realize I am just a whole lot smarter than you.

 

Naw, I am just crazy.  Or am I?

 

I have too much time on my hands.

 

Maybe the homeless can't shower cause they are really cool and are growing dreadlocks.

 

If you don’t stand a chance why waste your time

Imprint

Publisher: BookRix GmbH & Co. KG

Publication Date: 07-17-2017
ISBN: 978-3-7438-2331-0

All Rights Reserved

Dedication:
This book (all the books in the collection) is dedicated to all the people in my life who love and support me, as well as the ones who fucked me over, dumped me, left me and all that. All of which made me the person I am today. I offer them this dedication along with a sincere thank you for all they have done.