Hard Drive

my port is open
for your hard drive
to load my software

you can import all you want
because I have multiple G-bytes
if you click the right buttons

when we exchange datafiles
please use protection
because I don’t want a virus

to disrupt my wireless hubs
you see, I like to keep my cache clean
for your hard drive

 

 Robutt Sex

 

when you tether me

to your mobile modem
via my rear drivers
it can corrupt
my operating system

so you need to
open me
in safety mode
   

or else

   I may crash

 

 

 

 

Circuitry

sparks fly
when your wires
cross with mine

is this dangerous?
only if our rivets
are not well-oiled

so plug it in
my sockets are ready
but no short circuits, please


Network

I am getting mixed signals
from the emissions
of your transmissions
why is your server down?
can I help with the upload?

 

 

 

Botdoir

my botdoir
is a secure server
to which I
-and only I-
have the
password

it is where I
repair
reap air
and re-pair
myself

for my next
interface

 

Cyber Geisha

chrome
arthropodic armor
daintily slinks
slinky-dinky

my shiny nails
methodically
skim your steel
rail

as I go down your landing

don't worry,
my bootstrap method doesn't hurt
...that much

 

The Lesborgs

no plugs
just outlets

soft silicone mounds
titanium titillation

electricity in the air
static whispers

the femininity
of FORTRAN

return
shift
ESCape

 

Cyborg Pin-Up

why, hello borgs
let me be your cyborg pin-up
I'm the one
with the legendary
struts framed
of the lightest aluminum alloy

think of me

when you execute
your command files
and store me
in your back-ups
so that if your
system is shut down
my bandwidth will cradle
your memory
mission.ARI

I'm having problems

processing
your mission.ARI
phile

the compression of your algorithms
just doesn't
target the right archives

can we try
another form of
embedding?

 Pornbotgraphy

there
is a secret location
where
we can all go
and exchange
torrents
of rust free of spyware
we can either
interpolate in
silence
or
extrapolate in
drones

Screen Savor

yeah bottie,
I see how
you
stare at me

from the comfort
of your screen

 

so roboyeuristic of you

 

 

 

 

The Pick-Up Artist

she was equipped with
supermassive curves
synchromatic verves
cast for tele,
hooked on the future,
and back

model P90
one mean motherbucker,
who knew how to get
MIDIevil

…and spread her
Industrial Disease



Shutting Down

have I LED you on
with my
digital interface?

I scan and transmit
but you tell me
that you cannot crack
my encrypted files
because I have too many firewalls

good,
my programs are working

now reboot!

Imprint

Text: All poems have been uploaded from robottina's memory banks. Free domain images are courtesy of Google.
Publication Date: 11-13-2009

All Rights Reserved

Dedication:
For all the lonely robots out there...