SHE’S KEEN BUT WHERE’S HE BEEN

Did anyone else see David Pegg?
You should have heard Alexander Begg?
Was anyone else watching Emma Peel?
I didn’t think I’d ever see Andrew Neal?
Does anyone know is George Nigh?
You should have seen Kevin Tighe?
Does anyone know does James Bridle?
I have often wondered was Eric Idle?

Would anyone know did Michael Ley?
I guess you’ll never know Brian May?
What do you think was Henry Cruel?
You should have seen Pete Duel?
Does anyone recall did Jason Fear?
Did anyone notice that Edward Leer?
Can anyone remember was Diane Keen?
I’m curious to know where has Sean Bean?


You should have watched John Thaw?
I have often wondered is Sandie Shaw?
I’m curious to know was Jonathon Swift?
Does anyone know can Oliver Twist?
I didn’t think I’d ever hear James Whale?
I would have liked to see Alexi Sayle?
You should have heard Willy Russell?
I can hardly wait to see Darcy Bussle?

What do you think was Damian Duff?
Did anyone notice was Alan Rough?
I’m interested to know can Ben Gunn?
Does anyone recall was David Dunn?
Did anyone notice was Sean Kerley?
I’ve always wondered was George Burley?
You should have watched Robin Cook?
Did anyone see what Barry Took?


PALINDROME

Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog!
God to Hanoi on a hot dog
God saw I was a dog
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Do geese see God?
Don't nod
Dogma: I am God

ACRONYM

Cows Often Sit Down Carefully
Perhaps Their Joints Creak?
Persistent Early Oiling Might
Prevent Painful Rheumatism

PLAYING WITH WORDS

This thought occurred to me
Just the other day
Why do people play at a recital?
Yet recite at a play

WATCH AS ROBBIE BURNS

I’m curious to know was Rip Torn?
Did anyone else see Oliver Bourne?
What do you think does Alice Leed?
You should have watched Doris Speed?
Does anyone know was Ann Frank?
I have often wondered is Lauren Blanc?
Was anyone else watching John Peel?
Did anyone else notice David Steel?

What do you think will William Tell?
Does anyone know does Joan Bakewell?
I guess I’d like to know is Diane Pretty?
Can anyone remember was Tom Petty?
It’s nice to know we have Barbara Bach?
Does anyone think is Cilla Black?
I’m curious to know is David Batty?
Can you remember was Jacque Tati?


Can anyone remember was Mark Bright?
I have often wondered was Ian Wright?
Does anyone know is Alan Green?
Did anyone notice was Robbie Keane?
Tell me once again who did Rob Roy?
What I really want to know is Bob Coy?
Is it really true you saw Dan Dare?
Am I the only one to see Dani Behr?

Does anyone know is Allan Sly?
I would have liked to see Elizabeth Fry?
You should have seen that William Strutt?
I can’t believe you didn’t see Nicky Butt?
I’m curious to know is Shelley Long?
Tell me once again is Nancy Strong?
Did anyone notice was Stuart Little?
I have often wondered will Dr Doolittle?


OXYMORA

Exact Estimate, Same Difference
Free Love, Military Intelligence
Extinct Life, Clearly Confused
Deafening Silence, Old News
Liquid Gas, Constant Variable
Working Holiday, Hell's Angel
Larger Half, Civil Engineer
Found Missing, Alone Together
Plastic Glasses, Virtual Reality
Only Choice, Definite Maybe
Rolling Stop, Minor Crisis
Open Secret, Original Copies
Living Dead, Genuine Imitation
Even Odds, Unbiased Opinion


PALINDROME THE SEQUEL

Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna
A Toyota! Race fast... safe car... a Toyota
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Ah, Satan sees Natasha

Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
Live not on evil, madam, live not on evil
Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil.
Live, O Devil, revel ever, live, do evil.

Dennis, no misfit can act if Simon sinned.
Denim axes examined.
Desserts, I stressed!
Devil Natasha, ah, Satan lived!

A QUESTION OF COMBUSTION

I have a question in the back of my mind
Nagging at me and making me frown
Why is it that when my home was burning up?
My house was actually burning down

DEFINING

If clergymen can be defrocked and lawyers be disbarred
Then that must mean that tree surgeons can be debarked
And musicians be denoted and hair stylists get distressed?
Can tour guides be detoured or dry cleaners get depressed?
Will magicians be disillusioned and will fishermen be debated?
Must songwriters be decomposed and politicians denominated?
Should writers be described and must models be deposed?
Will a princess be disenchanted or dustmen be well disposed?

PALINDROME REVISITED

Ned, I am a maiden
Never odd or even
Ned, go gag Ogden
Nate bit a Tibetan


ACRONYM PROSE STYLE

Toronto Girls Can Flirt
And Other Queer Things Can Do
General Eisenhower's Oldest Girl
Rode A Pony Home Yesterday
Father Charles Goes
Down And Ends Battle
Richard Of York
Gave Battle In Vain
Kids Prefer Cheese
Over Fried Green Spinach.
My Very Easy Method
Just Set Up Nine Planets
Every Good Boy Deserves Favor
Furry Animals Cook Excellently
Good Boys Do Fine, Always.
All Cows Eat Grass.
Not Every Cat Eats Sardines
Shrimps, And Rabbit Yogurt


A WANDER DOWN LUPINO LANE

You should have watched Steve Punt?
Does anyone know does James Hunt?
Few people stopped to see Steve Race?
I can hardly wait to see Lorraine Chase?
I’ve always wondered was Oliver Hardy?
What I want to know is Richard Tardy?
Did anyone else watch Todd Slaughter?
I’d have liked to watch Carol Drinkwater?

Does anyone know is Phil Cool?
Am I the only one to see Gordon Rule?
Can anyone remember is Barry White?
Did anyone think was Steve Wright?
Will anyone watch as Sid Dithers?
Do you want to watch as Bill Withers?
What do you think will John Wayne?
Have you ever walked Lupino Lane?


Does anyone know was Lionel Blue?
Is it possible to know if Nancy Drew?
What do you think is Ian Pacey?
Does anyone know is Rebecca Lacey?
Let’s take a gamble will Ivan Sag?
You should have heard Melvyn Bragg?
I really want to know is Tom Good?
Did anyone else think Natalie Wood?

Does anyone think will Tessa Peake?
I have often wondered is Michelle Meek?
Does anyone know was Joseph Rashe?
Would you like to witness Stacey Dash?
I would have liked to see Peter Boyle?
I’m interested to know is Joe Royal?
Was I the only one watching Peggy Mount?
I didn’t think I’d hear Dracula Count?


FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

English is a funny language some would say it’s quite bizarre
Words can be masculine and feminine confusing what they are
The feminine of “Thingy” is any part under the bonnet of a car
While the masculine is that funny fastener on a woman's bra
For women Flatulence is an embarrassing by-product of digestion
While for men it’s a source of entertainment and even admiration
The Feminine of Commitment is a desire to marry and settle down
The Masculine: Not picking up other women while out on the town
Entertainment for a woman is a good DVD or a visit to a multiplex
For men it’s anything to do with drinking that then ends with sex

RETURN TO PALINDROME

So many dynamos
Some men interpret nine memos
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
Sad, I'm Midas
Suneva, Nina is sure Russian in a Venus
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus

OUT OF THE QUESTION

I have an observation
I would like to remark
When the stars are out
They are visibly stark
But when lights are out
You’re sat in the dark

PANGRAMS
Jump by vow of quick, lazy strength in Oxford
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
The Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz
And Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
RETURN TO PALINDROME AGAIN

Madam, in Eden I'm Adam
May a moody baby doom a yam?
No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention
No trace; not one carton
Dammit, I'm mad!
Dairy myriad
Must sell at tallest sum
Murder for a jar of red rum
Too bad, I hid a boot
Too far, Edna, we wander afoot
Rats ailed, damn it, in mad Delia's tar!
Rats live on no evil star
Doom an evil deed, liven a mood
Do, O God, no evil deed, live on, do good

WINDING

Why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts to run
But whenever I wind up a conversation
Its over and done
ANOTHER DRINK VICTORIA?

I’m curious to know was Howard Stern?
You should have watched Gabriel Byrne?
Id really like to know did Penny Root?
Would you also like to see Neville Shute?
How dull it was to watch Winston Groom?
It will be nice to watch Clair Bloom?
After the event was Sylvia Chard?
Does anyone think that Eddie Izzard?

Does anyone know is Andrew Gold?
Would anyone know is Steve Bold?
Was anyone else watching Philip Cast?
Can anyone remember was James Last?
I cant help wondering if Ralph Coates?
There is some doubt if Brenda Totes?
Does anyone think was Donna Tart?
Would you know was Maxwell Smart?


Does anyone know can Brion Toss?
I have often wondered is Ben Cross?
Can anyone tell me was Austin Talle?
Were you there and was Gladstone Small?
What I’d like to know could Sharon Roe?
You should have watched Anders Flo?
Would someone tell me will Davinda Singh?
Did anyone ever feel such a Sting?

Would anyone know who will Jo Brand?
Does anyone know is Louise Bland?
Can anyone remember if Alfred Sung?
What do you really think is Sean Young?
Tell me What’s the truth is Koo Stark?
Would anyone know was Yvonne Darke?
I Didn’t think id ever hear Natasha Pyne?
We all thought we’d hear Victoria Wine?


I DON’T THINK IMMANUEL CAN

Does anyone know if Stephanie Tise?
What a stupid question is Dennis Wise?
Will anyone watch while Peter Bowles?
Is it really safe to watch as Henry Rolls?
Does anyone know will Alessandro Nesta?
Would anyone know was Georgie Best?
How dull was it to watch Eric Ambel?
Did you take a risk to see Donna Gambol?
Can anyone remember was Mary Deare?
Tell me exactly what does Jason Fear?
Does anyone know what does Robert Plant?
And I bet you think Immanuel Kant

NEIL ARMSTRONG'S MOON-LANDING ANAGRAM - ONE SMALL STEP

A thin man ran
Makes a large stride
Left planet
Pins flag on moon
On to Mars
WAS JOHN HURT?

Did anyone watch as John Wells?
Does anyone know what Chris Sells?
I’m interested to know does Beryl Reid?
Do you have any idea did Johnny Seed?
I wonder if is it true is Richard Curt?
Has anyone heard was John Hurt?
Does anyone know will Steve Cram?
Tell me exactly what would Sujit Ram?

Would anyone know would Harcourt Brace?
I often wonder could Christopher Trace?
Precisely how far will Chris Reech?
Exactly what knowledge can Bill Teach?
Did anyone solve the Nelson Riddle?
I wish you could have seen Ricardo Fidel?
Do you would concur is Nathan Sweete?
Have you just walked down Daniel Street?


Does anyone know what does Jane Ayre?
I don’t know what could George Wehr?
I have often wondered will Jenifer Rush?
Do you know for a fact, does Basil Brush?
Does anyone know is Jane Gray?
I didn’t ever think id hear Sasha Bray?
What was the nature of what James Mayde?
And exactly how far did Virginia Wade?
Does anyone know what made Brian Wilde?
Would anyone know was Karl Mild?
Why are you shouting, is Nicky Lauda?
Would anyone know was Cynthia Prouder?
I have often wondered will Steve Wynn?
Now tell me the truth did Pearl Sinn?
Did anyone hear when Samantha Sang?
I couldn’t miss hearing Molly Bang

PIG SICK
In veterinary terms
If a pigs throat was sore
And he lost his voice
Is he a disgruntled boar?
FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE AGAIN

English is a funny language some would say it’s quite bizarre
Words can be masculine and feminine confusing what they are
The Feminine of Vulnerable is Fully opening up one's self to all
While the masculine is not wearing a box when Playing football
For women a Remote Control is a device for changing channel on TV
For men it’s for scanning all channels until you find the pornography
For a woman Communication is the sharing of thoughts and feelings
For a man it’s a call from the pub on the occasions he actually rings
The Feminine of Making Love the greatest statement of intimacy
While men don’t care what it’s called as long as they get plenty
DEFINING AGAIN

Have you ever heard of a conductor getting disconcerted?
Can a doctor be patient? Or can teachers be detested?
If it’s at all possible for you too ever delight an electrician
It should be possible to discourage the cowardly lion
Also dishearten the tin man and the Scarecrow remind
So can lawyers be disbarred or the lawbreaker be defined
Can cowboys be deranged or married people be decoupled?
If pigs can’t make a sound have they become disgruntled?

OXYMORA MORE AND MORE

Mail Woman, Software Documentation
Football Brain, The Great Depression
Extra Large Briefs, Woman Driver
New York Culture, Girl Power
Peace-Keeping, Random Precision
Advanced BASIC, Executive Decision


PARADOXICALLY ENGLISH

English is a very peculiar language that I will grant
E.g. there’s no ham in hamburger or egg in the eggplant
many foreign visitors never quite manage to grapple
With the fact that there is no pine or apple in a pineapple
English muffins were not invented in England in fact
And French fries were not invented in France to be exact
But if foreigners can’t understand us I don’t give a fig
If a guinea pig is not from Guinea and its not even a pig
So what if Quicksand takes you down slowly, who cares?
And does it matter if the Boxing rings are really squares

WHERE

Where there’s a will
Where the hot wind blows
Where the river runs black
Where the rivers flow north
Where the green ants dream
Where the sidewalk ends
Where it’s at

AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 1

Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
Here are some selections
Discounted Deductions
A Dormitory A Dirty Room
School master The classroom
Desperation A Rope Ends It
Contradiction Accord not in it
Animosity Is No Amity
The eyes They see
Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Z's
Sadder Dreads
Alec Guinness Genuine Class

WHATS IN A NAME (6)

Does anyone know is Andrew Gold?
Does anyone think is Steve Bold?
Does anyone know is Stuart Little?
Does anyone think will Dr Doolittle?

AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 2
Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
Such as the following
Gainly Laying
The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet
Debit card Bad credit
Mother-in-law Woman Hitler
Do real filth Adolf Hitler
Listen Silent
Nine Thumps Punishment
Astronomer
Moon starer
Margaret Thatcher
That great charmer
A shoplifter has to pilfer

WHATS IN A NAME (42)
What do you think was Damian Duff?
Did anyone notice is Alan Rough?
Does anyone know was Ann Frank?
I often wonder is Lauren Blanc?
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 3
Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
They can also be fun
No Elvis Lives on
Voices rant on Conversation
Clint Eastwood Old West action
Nice silky woman Monica Lewinsky
I'm an evil Tory bigot Virginia Bottomley
Resistance Ancestries
Diuretics Crudities
Nail biting refreshes the feet! The best things in life are free
Payment received every cent paid me

HAMLET’S ANAGRAM – TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 1
In one of the Bard's
Best thought of tragedies
Our insistent hero
Hamlet
Queries on two fronts
About how life turns rotten
AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 4

Anagrams can amuse like these that I am fond
If at first you don't succeed, try deft, if cautious, second
Circumstantial evidence can ruin a selected victim
Slot Machines Cash lost in 'em
The Earth’s quake That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two Twelve plus one
The Morse code Here Dots Come
Semolina Is No Meal
It has got three angles Gosh, see that triangle
Paternal Parental
Lactoprotein Protectional

WHATS IN A NAME (9)

Does anyone know is Alan Green?
Does anyone know is Robbie Keane?
Does anyone think did Dan Dare?
Has anyone else seen Dani Behr?


HAMLET’S ANAGRAM – TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 2

Is a befitting quote from
One of Shakespeare's greatest tragedies.
But why won't Hamlet's
Inspiring motto toss
Our stubborn hero's
Tortuous battle for life,
On one hand,
And death, on another?

HAMLET’S ANAGRAM – TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 3

I wrote all of Shakespeare's plays,
And the wife and I got together,
Did most of his sonnets
For our entertainment.
But tormentors oft attribute
That our brash quotes
As being bogus. O! No! No! No!


AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 5

Anagrams can amuse like this one you will understand
Victoria, England's Queen governs a nice, quiet land
Creative
Reactive
Angered
Enraged
Married Admirer
Carthorse Orchestra
Serbia Rabies
Roast Beef Eat for BSE!
Parsley Replays
A decimal point I'm a dot in place

WHATS IN A NAME (19)

Does anyone think will Tessa Peake?
Does anyone know is Michelle Meek?
Did anyone think will Peggy Mount?
Does anyone know could Dracula Count?


OXYMORA MORE

Childproof, Australian Culture
Duty Free, Act Naturally
Free Trade, Airline Food
Good Grief, Almost Exactly
Pop Culture, Resident Alien
Government Organization
Found Missing Silent Scream
Legally Drunk British Fashion
Happily Married, Men At Work
Sweet Sorrow, Business Ethics
Soft Rock, Foggy Clearing
Small Crowd, New Classic

WHATS IN A NAME (33)

Does anyone know is Brian Wilde?
Would anyone know was karl Mild?
Does anyone know if Stephanie Tise?
Does anyone know is Dennis Wise?


AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 6

Anagrams can amuse this can easily be confirmed
President Clinton of the USA to copulate, he finds interns
William Shakespeare
I am a weakish speller
He's like a lamp, I swear
William Shakespeare
Fir cone Conifer
Doctrinairism Discriminator
Down this hole, frightened The End of the World is nigh!
Is this meant as incentive? A stitch in time saves nine

WHATS IN A NAME (2)

Does anyone know is Jonathon Swift?
Does anyone know can Oliver Twist?
Does anyone listen to James Whale?
Did anyone else see Alexi Sayle?


WHATS IN A NAME (1)

Does anyone know does Robin Cook?
Did anyone see what Barry Took?
Does anyone listen to John Peel?
Did anyone else see David Steel?

WHATS IN A NAME (3)

Did anyone else hear Willy Russell?
Did anyone else see Darcy Bussle?
Does anyone think will John Thaw?
Does anyone know is Sandie Shaw?

WHATS IN A NAME (4)

Does anyone know will Peter Boyle?
Does anyone know is Joe Royal?
Does anyone think will William Tell?
Does anyone know does Joan Bakewell?


WHATS IN A NAME (5)

Does anyone think is Diane Pretty?
Does anyone know is Tom Petty?
Does anyone know does Robert Plant?
I bet you think Immanuel Kant

WHATS IN A NAME (7)

Did anyone else see William Strutt?
Did anyone else see Nicky Butt?
Does anyone know is Shelley Long?
Does anyone think is Nancy Strong?

WHATS IN A NAME (8)

Does anyone know who did Rob Roy?
Does anyone know is Bob Coy?
Does anyone know is Allan Sly?
Did anyone else see Elizabeth Fry?


WHATS IN A NAME (10)

Does anyone watch Winston Groom?
Did anyone else watch Clair Bloom?
Does anyone think is Mark Bright?
Does anyone know is Ian Wright?

WHATS IN A NAME (11)

Does anyone know is Barbara Bach?
Does anyone think is Cilla Black?
Does anyone know is David Batty?
Does anyone think is Jacque Tati?

WHATS IN A NAME (12)

Was anyone watching Steve Punt?
Does anyone know does James Hunt?
Did anyone else watch Todd Slaughter?
Did anyone else see Carol Drinkwater?


WHATS IN A NAME (13)

Was anyone watching Steve Race?
Did anyone else see Lorraine Chase?
Does anyone know does Philip Cast?
What do you think will James Last?

WHATS IN A NAME (14)

Does anyone think is Oliver Hardy?
Does anyone know is Richard Tardy?
Did anyone watch as John Wells?
Does anyone know if Chris Sells?

WHATS IN A NAME (15)

Does anyone know was Phil Cool?
Does anyone know did Gordon Rule?
Does anyone know is Barry White?
Did anyone think was Steve Wright?


WHATS IN A NAME (16)

Did anyone watch while Sid Dithers?
Was anyone watching as Bill Withers?
Does anyone know will John Wayne?
Have you ever walked Lupino Lane?

WHATS IN A NAME (17)

Does anyone think is Tom Good?
Did anyone else think Natalie Wood?
Does anyone know was Lionel Blue?
Did anyone know if Nancy Drew?

WHATS IN A NAME (18)

Does anyone think is Ian Pacey?
Does anyone know is Rebecca Lacey?
Did anyone think will Ivan Sag?
Does anyone know does Melvyn Bragg?


WHATS IN A NAME (20)

Does anyone know was Joseph Rashe?
Would you like to see Stacey Dash?
Does anyone think is Howard Stern?
Does anyone know did Gabriel Byrne?

WHATS IN A NAME (21)

Does anyone know did Penny Root?
Would you like to see Neville Shute?
Did anyone see was Sylvia Chard?
Does anyone think that Eddie Izzard?

WHATS IN A NAME (22)

Does anyone know if Ralph Coates?
Does anyone know if Brenda Totes?
Does anyone think is Donna Tart?
Would you know is Maxwell Smart?


WHATS IN A NAME (23)

Does anyone know can Brion Toss?
I often wonder is Ben Cross?
Did anyone know was Austin Talle?
Would anyone know was Gladstone Small?

WHATS IN A NAME (24)

Does anyone think could Sharon Roe?
Does anyone know does Anders Flo?
Would anyone know will Davinda Singh?
Did anyone ever feel a Sting?

WHATS IN A NAME (25)

Did anyone hear Natasha Pyne?
I know we’ve all heard Victoria Wine?
Would anyone know will Jo Brand?
Does anyone know is Louise Bland?


WHATS IN A NAME (26)

Does anyone know if Alfred Sung?
Does anyone think is Sean Young?
Does anyone know is Koo Stark?
Would anyone know was Yvonne Darke?

WHATS IN A NAME (27)

Does anyone know if Alfred Sung?
Does anyone think is Sean Young?
Does anyone know is Koo Stark?
Would anyone know was Yvonne Darke?

WHATS IN A NAME (28)

Does anyone know if Alfred Sung?
Does anyone think is Sean Young?
Does anyone know is Koo Stark?
Would anyone know was Yvonne Darke?


WHATS IN A NAME (29)

Does anyone think will Chris Reech?
Does anyone know can Bill Teach?
Did anyone hear Nelson Riddle?
I wish I could see Ricardo Fidel?

WHATS IN A NAME (30)

Does anyone know does Jane Ayre?
I don’t know what could George Wehr?
Does anyone think is Nathan Sweete?
Have you just walked down Daniel Street?

WHATS IN A NAME (31)

Does anyone think will Jenifer Rush?
Does anyone know does Basil Brush?
Did anyone know will Alessandro Nesta?
Would anyone know was Georgie Best?


WHATS IN A NAME (32)

Does anyone know is Jane Gray?
Would anyone know does Sasha Bray?
Did anyone see Virginia Wade?
Does anyone know was James Mayde?

WHATS IN A NAME (34)

Will anyone watch as Peter Bowles?
Did anyone look as Henry Rolls?
Did anyone notice Eric Ambel?
Does anyone know will Donna Gambol?

WHATS IN A NAME (35)

Does anyone think is Nicky Lauda?
Would anyone know was Cynthia Prouder?
Does anyone know will Steve Wynn?
Does anyone think did Pearl Sinn?


WHATS IN A NAME (36)

Did anyone hear if Samantha Sang?
Does anyone know did Molly Bang?
Would anyone know was Mary Deare?
Does anyone think does Jason Fear?

WHATS IN A NAME (37)

Did anyone else see David Pegg?
You should have heard Alex Begg?
Does anyone listen to Emma Peel?
Would anyone like to see Andrew Neal?

WHATS IN A NAME (38)

Would anyone know was Rip Torn?
Did anyone else see Oliver Bourne?
Does anyone know is George Nigh?
You should have seen Kevin Tighe?


WHATS IN A NAME (39)

Does anyone know does James Bridle?
I often wonder is Eric Idle?
Would anyone know did Michael Ley?
You never know Brian May?

WHATS IN A NAME (40)

What do you think was Henry Cruel?
You should have seen Pete Duel?
Does anyone think does Jason Fear?
Did anyone notice Edward Leer?

WHATS IN A NAME (41)

What do you think did Alice Leed?
You should have watched Doris Speed?
Does anyone know has Sean Bean?
Did anyone notice is Diane Keen?


PUZZLED

You are 13 down
And always 2 across
You are never 1 down
And sadly not 19 across
You are six letters
Starting with a T
You are coffee time
And an acrostic too
As well as cryptic
Lets try 11 down
Followed by three across
Which is what the canines do
You to be 7 down
I have never known
A dictionary won’t help me
Nor a thesaurus
For like most women
You are an unsolved puzzle


SMOKING KILLS

Strand
Mayfair
Old Holborn
Knights
Iceberg
Number 6
Guards
Kent
Imported
Lucky Strike
Liberty
St Moritz

WHATS IN A NAME (43)

What do you think can Ben Gunn?
Did anyone notice is David Dunn?
Did anyone notice was Sean Kerley?
Does anyone know was George Burley?


WOW THAT’S GOOD

Woodbine
Old Gold
W Weights
Three Castles
House Blend
American Blend
Two Timer
Silk Cut
Golden Virginia
Old Hillside
Old Holborn
Dunhill

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (1)

Who’s in love?
What’s love got to do with it?
When I fall in love
Where is the love?
Why do fools fall in love?

IN PIPE LEAF OR PAPERS

Imported
Navy Cut
Park Drive
Iceberg
Piccadilly
Embassy Regal
Lambert And Butler
Eagles
American Blend
Fine Cut
Old Shag
Ready Rubbed
Players # 6
Alpine
Panatella
Embassy Gold
Rough Shag
Sobrani


COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG

Cain And Able
Oxford Scholar
China Plate
Khyber Pass
Nose And Chin
Elephants Trunk
Yarmouth Bloater
Rabbit And Pork
Hampstead Heath
You And E
Mince Pies
Iron Hoof
North And South
Garden Gate
Saucepan Lids
Lady Godiver
Adam And Eve
Nelson Eddy’s
George Raft

BORN WITHIN THE SOUND OF BOW BELLS

Butcher's Hook
Oily Rag
Rub A Dub
Nervo And Knox
Weasel And Stoat
Irish Jig
Tilbury Docks
Half Inch
Inky Smudge
Near And Far
Trouble And Strife
Hit And Miss
Early Doors
Scotch Mist
Ocean Pearl
Uncle Dick
Nails And Tacks
Daisy Roots
Ocean Wave
Frog And Toad
Ball Of Chalk
Oliver Twist
Whistle And Flute
Barnet Fair
Eggs And Kippers
La-Di-Da
Loaf Of Bread
Sky Rocket

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (2)

Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf?
What became of Jack and Gill?
When Harry met Sally
Where’s Wally?
Why why why Delilah?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (3)
Who’s minding the store?
What did you do in the war daddy?
When Johnny comes marching home
Where sleeping dogs lie
Why me

WHATEVER HAPPENED

Whatever happened to Louis the umpteenth of France?
Whatever happened to Jensen Interceptors?
Whatever happened to tree top squash?
Whatever happened to indestructible Tonka Toys?
Whatever happened to my hopes and dreams?
Whatever happened to my plans and schemes?
Whatever happened to my hearts desires?
Whatever happened to Aunt Alice?
Whatever happened to the likely lads?
Whatever happened to baby Jane?
Whatever happened to standards of behaviour?
Whatever happened to community spirit?
Whatever happened to this bulldog breed?
Whatever happened to common courtesy?
Whatever happened to good manners?
Whatever Whatever


WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (4)

Who’s said that?
What a woman
When eight bells toll
Where there’s life
Why did Bodhi-Dharma leave for the coast?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (5)

Who’s the daddy?
What we want is Watneys
When a stranger calls
Where eagles dare
Why not

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (6)

Who killed Mary what’s her name
What a way to go
When tomorrow comes
Where were you when the lights went out?
Why are you not here?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (7)

Who killed doc robin
What’s up doc?
When a man loves
Where danger lives
Why is that

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (8)

Who’s been sleeping in my bed?
What’s good for the goose?
When the cats away
Where the buffalo roam
Why worry

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (9)

Who’s that girl?
What a chassis
When a man loves a woman
Where angels go trouble follows
Why don’t you

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (10)

Who done it
What the butler saw
When in Rome
Where the spies are
Why ask me

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (11)

Who cut the cheese?
What a stink
When knights were bold
Where are your children?
Why Edward tell me why

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (12)

Who’s that girl?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
When my baby smiles at me
Where the heart is
Why baby

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (13)

Who framed roger rabbit?
What became of the broken hearted?
When dinosaurs ruled the earth
Where the green ants dream
Why horse

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (14)

Who ate all the pies?
What no spam
When Saturday comes
Where the day takes you
Why shoot the ref

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (15)

Who is killing the great chefs of Europe?
What a carve up
When the lights go on again
Where do we go from here?
Why?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (16)

Who’s who?
What a life
When Willie comes marching home
Where the river bends
Why shoot the messenger

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (17)

Who goes there?
What about bob
When the saints go marching in
Where does it hurt?
Why doc

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (18)

Who’s the man?
What changed charley farthing
When comedy was king
Where the boys are
Why darling

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (19)

Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying these terrible things about me
What’s up tiger lily?
When the Daltons ride
Where’s jack
Why the dickens

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (20)

Who saw her die?
What’s eating Gilbert grape
When worlds collide
Where sinners meet
Why we fight

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (21)

Who’s that lady?
What Lola wants
When the door opened
Where love has gone
Why do we love?

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (22)

Who shot liberty valance
What price glory
When the legends die
Where no vultures fly
Why oh why

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (23)

Who shot Patakango?
What a crazy world
When father was away on business
Where the lilies bloom
Why live alone

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (24)

Who was that lady?
What happened in Santiago?
What’s new pussycat?
Where angels fear to tread
Why lover

FLOCKS AND FLARES

Clocks and chairs
Locks and hairs
Fox and lairs
Gloks and spears
Socks and flares
Docks and wares
Lox and pears
Knocks and tares
Shocks and scares
Stocks and shares

WHERE IS

Where’s the fire
Where’s Charley
Where’s Poppa
Where’s Wally
Where’s Jack
Where’s the fire


WHAT

What
What a man
What a difference a day makes
What a classic
What have I done to deserve this?
What no beer
What price Hollywood
What shall it profit?
What waits below?
What are little boys made of?
What’s good for the goose?
What’s so bad about feeling good?
What’s the matter with Helen?
What’s buzzing cousin?


WHEN

When we were kings
When love is young
When I grow up
When ladies meet
When the wind blows
When night is falling
When London sleeps
When New York sleeps
When strangers marry
When the bough breaks
When thief meets thief
When time ran out
When the whales came
When tomorrow comes
When we are married
When you’re in love


REVERTING TO TYPE

Mucker's keep on mucking
Suckers keep on sucking
Truckers keep on trucking
Bikers keep on biking
Hikers keep on hiking
Walkers keep on walking
Stalkers keep on stalking
Talkers keep on talking
Speakers keep on speaking
Keepers keep on keeping
Leapers keep on leaping
Jumpers keep on jumping
Dumpers keep on dumping
Slumpers keep on slumping
Skivers keep on skiving
Divers keep on diving
Drivers keep on driving
Racers keep on racing
Pacers keep on pacing
Chasers keep on chasing
Runners keep on running
Punners keep on punning
Gunners keep on gunning
Shooter keep on shooting
Scooters keep on scooting
Looters keep on looting
Stealers keep on stealing
Healers keep on healing
Dealers keep on dealing
Traders keep on trading
Faders keep on fading
Raiders keep on raiding
Reachers keep on reaching
Teachers keep on teaching
Preachers keep on preaching
Darers keep on daring
Carers keep on caring
Sharers keep on sharing
Copers keep on coping
Hopers keep on hoping
Lopers keep on loping
Rovers keep on roving
Movers keep on moving
Lovers keep on loving
Zippers keep on zipping
Tippers keep on tipping
Slippers keep on slipping
Sliders keep on sliding
Riders keep on riding
Hiders keep on hiding
Shakers keep on shaking
Makers keep on making
Takers keep on taking
Needers keep on needing
Heeders keep on heeding
Leaders keep on lying


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 1

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some light the gloom
For example
Dormitory = dirty room

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 2

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some have flair
For example
Presbyterian = best in prayer


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 3

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are strange
Some are funny
For example
The eyes = they see

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 4

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me roar
For example
George Bush = he bugs Gore


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 5

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are serious
Some are fun
For example
Gauteng = get a gun

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 6

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some amuse a little
Some amuse me lots
For example
The morse code = here come dots


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 7

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are strange
Some are funny
For example
Slot machines = cash lost in me

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 8

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are strange
Some are funny
For example
Animosity = is no amity


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 9

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are serious
Some are fun
For example
Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 10

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some leave me red faced
For example
A decimal point = I’m a dot in place


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 11

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make my sides ache
For example
The earthquakes = that queer shake

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 12

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are funny
Some have flair
For example
Astronomer = moon starer


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 13

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make my sides split
For example
Desperation = a rope ends it

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 14

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me titter
For example
Mother-in-law = woman Hitler


I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 15

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
They are fun
By varying degrees
For example
This is funny
For the Yankees
Snooze alarms = alas! No more z 's
But if you happen to have
A British head
Snooze alarms = alas! No more z 's

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 16

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are droll
Some hurt your sides
For example
Election results = let's recount lies

I WOULD IF I COULD

I would if I could
But I can’t so I shan’t
How good if I should
But I can’t which I grant
If I could I know I would
But I can’t so I shan’t
Oh how good if I should
But I chant I can’t, I can’t

JIM PANSY

Tim can see,
Jim Pansy,
Gym handy
Limbs bandy
Tim can see,
Jim Pansy,
A chimpanzee


I ONCE WROTE A NOTE

I once wrote a note
Writ on paper, hue of oat
Not of literary note
Worth less than a groat
Full of unimportant quote
Not worthy to promote
No ego should it bloat
No means to gloat
But it got my vote

The note I wrote
I put in my coat
The coat that I tote
The one on which I dote
The one with stoat
About the throat
My favourite coat
Now held my note


But I left the coat
That housed my note
Upon a boat
“The rampant goat”
That was afloat
In a bay remote
The note, the coat,
And the boat did float

So where was my note?
Memorized by rote
In my favourite coat
With throat of stoat
Floating like a mote
On some distant boat
With no shelter of cote
The note, the coat,
On that blasted boat


NEWSY, NEWSY

Newsy, newsy
Suzy the Floozy
(Not very choosy)
Met Boozy Susie
(Always woozy)
Then had a twosie
In the Jacuzzi
Floozy and Woozy
Then got all Oozy
And decidedly bluesy
Before Suzy the Floozy
(Not very choosy)
And Boozy Susie
(Always woozy)
Got a bit snoozy
Twosie Suzie’s
Newsy, newsy


WYNNE OR NO

Do you know who invented the crossword?
I can't remember his name for the life of me
It’s on the tip of my tongue just out of reach
It’s W something N something E

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Publication Date: 12-15-2010

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