What a fun diversion this was.
It's a tale that could be mundane but the situations you've written end up like a cold splash in the face - always surprising and, for the viewer/reader, a real laugher!
Nice job.
No vote for you though... see, I can toss someone under a bus too!
(Nah, of course I can't really. You've got mine)
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