Fenton and the fat Fish

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Fenton and the fat Fish
Fenton a hermit-like man living up the far North tip of Newfoundland had a strange encounter while fishing one day.

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J. M. Rivers

On closer inspekshion, inspeakshun, inspiction...look, I notic'd that this is so hilarious and the ending....oi!

I really really love this! The story itself is absurd, don't even get me started on how the storyteller keeps deviating and explaining things....

A gem! Lol. Seriously though, this was so amazingly crazy. How the heck did you even come up with this? Your brain is really vast...

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lazarus67

Yep...vast...bordering on the insane..lol.
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My Brother George is CRAZY http://www.bookrix.com/_ebook-lazarus-my-brother-george-is-crazy/ Crazy....or not....who really knows for certain. I don't.
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Jnnfruvalle

I was hard to read because of the accent, but I absoutely loved it!

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lazarus67

That was the whole point...the story mattered more than the spelling...it added to the quaintness to it. Thanks

Jnnfruvalle

Thats what I ment, I liked it because it was a bit more challanging to read.

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Deleted User

Lard-Tunderin' Jeezus b'y!!

A newfie's wife passed away and he called 911. The 911 operator told him that they would send someone over right away and asked him where he lived.

"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive," the newfie told her. The operator asked, "Could you please spell that for me?"

After a long pause, the newfie said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up dere?"

I do like your 'tall fishy tail'

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lazarus67

President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada eh? I am callin' to tells ya... Show more

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robbedbygreed

Love the style you wrote in. Really gives me a feel of the characters and background. A bit like Huckleberry Finn ;)

Great job! A short story is the hardest, I believe you've nailed this one.

---RbG

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lenora.books

LOL! Laz, I really enjoyed this! Poor ol Larg Marg. Fenton's manner of speech reminds me of Mr. Tudball on the Carol Burnett show. I'm slowly making my way through my friends' books. I look forward to reading more of yours

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indie23

I don't know how you wrote this story with the poor grammar and spelling, all the way through the book, but you did a great job. It was a funny piece, and I enjoyed it. Thanks!

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mkidd6

I loved the dialect - you did it to perfection. What a fun read!

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lazarus67

I know exactly what you're talking about...lol.
The old French-Canadians have their 'raconteurs' story-tellers. And that's exactly what they do...sit around the kitchen, drinking, smoking and telling tall tales while the women are a cooking...and listening too.
Then come out the fiddles, spoons, and Squeezebox...a little jig too.

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